Hollow Knight Fanon - Skyblock Edition

''' The following page is owned by Arcticseal156. Please contact them about any edits.   THIS PAGE IS COMEDIC! Some or all of the content is meant to be funny.   PLEASE CONTACT ARCTICSEAL156 IF YOU WANT YOUR CHARACTER ADDED. ''' Ah yes, Hypixel Skyblock. One of the greatest Minecraft experiences ever made while at the same time being frustrating. And now, I, Arcticseal156, have made an entire damn fanfiction about what would happen if Hollow Knight Fanon Characters played Skyblock. I guarantee this will be hell. Seraphina067 - "I kinda wish this would be MC Eternal's Skyblock instead. That would make it a lot more interesting.... Don't judge me. I watch a bit of ChosenArchitect."

The Characters.
THIS LIST WILL BE UPDATED
 * Midzyas - Arcticseal156
 * Scorpion - SeraphinaKurusu067
 * Grisan the Warrior - Hollowknightfancusimbadatusernames
 * The Red Knight - ArchAngel217

The Familiars
These creatures will be collected, earned or found by our heroes, and will gradually increase. THE LIST WILL BE UPDATED

The Prologue, I guess.
*Midzyas, Scorpion, Grisan, and the Red Knight all spawn on a floating island in the middle of nowhere, how inconvenient.* Grisan: GODDAMNIT RED, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU TAKE US THIS TIME? Red: SHUT UP, GRISAN! '''*Noticeably angry at Grisan, Red punches him off the island, sending him falling into the void below. Shortly after, he respawns on the island.*''' Grisan: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR RED? Red: WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THIS ON ME? Grisan: OH YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW- '''*Grisan and Red keep fighting and repeatedly knocking each other off the island. Meanwhile, Midzyas and Scorpion stare awkwardly.*''' Midzyas: What the hell are they even on about...? Scorpion: "That's what I'm wondering. Anyways, where even are we?" Midzyas: I've played something like this before... it's Skyblock. Scorpion: "What the hell is a 'Skyblock'?" Midzyas: I'm not going into detail about that right now. Regardless, first thing to do is chop that damn tree down. Scorpion: "But... That raises another question. How do we even-" '''*Scorpion accidentally knocks over the tree, stopping it shortly before it falls off the island. His barb keeps him and the tree from leaning over the edge completely.*''' Midzyas: Like that. Now, we take saplings off of the tree and use it to grow more trees. Scorpion: "Wow.... The flora in this realm... sure is strange. So what will this wood do to help us." Midzyas: Simple, watch close- Grisan: MIDZYAS PLEASE HELP RED IS BULLYING ME- Midzyas: In the name of the Pale King, WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF? Red: Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Midzyas: That's better. Now, as I was saying, watch me. *Midyzas does some tinkering with the logs, turning them into planks, which he shortly after turned into a crafting table.* Scorpion: "How amazing!! But.... how can this one block here solve all our problems?" Grisan: Scorpion, I don't think questioning the laws of this universe is the best idea. *Midzyas shortly after makes four pickaxes- one for everyone in the group.* Grisan: So what's the point of these? Midzyas: Just mine the stone. Red: If you say so, I guess. *Red mines some of the stone on the island and gives it to Midzyas.* Midzyas: Now we have to bridge to the other island. Scorpion: *sees the island* "Hmm... It'll be quite the challenge. I'll go first!" Midzyas: Knock yourself out. Take the stone and go ahead. *Scorpion places about 5 blocks of cobblestone before immediately falling off the island and respawning.* Scorpion: "Oh man! I guess my tail let me down." *wags it around* Red: Good job at failing. Now watch as I do it better. '''*Red places only 2 blocks before falling. Wow. Scorpion laughs in the background.*''' Red: ... Midzyas: Fine. Since you two are incapable, I'll bridge the rest of the way. '''*Midzyas places the last 5 blocks to get to the other island without falling. Once they reach the island, they are in front of a large portal, which is guarded by what seems to be a small, ugly monster.*''' Scorpion, pointing to Jerry: "Guys! I found something!! And what are you?" Jerry: Jerry. Scorpion: "Huh? So your name is Jerry right?" Jerry: Jerry? Scorpion, utterly confused: "Hmm... He seems to have been taken aback by something I said." Jerry: Jerry...? Scorpion: "Is Jerry the only thing you know how to say?" Jerry: Jerry! Scorpion, still confused: "I'll take that as a yes..." Grisan: What does this portal do? Midzyas: I'd figure it takes you to the main hub. Grisan: There's a main hub? Isn't this the main hub? Scorpion: "Excuse me. But what even is a main hub?" Midzyas: That's where you would be wrong, Grisan. The hub is a place where anything can happen, from creation of something beautiful, to money making, and to the whole thing exploding, interestingly. Grisan: WHAT- Red: Screw this, I'm going through! *Red blindly dashes into the portal.* Midzyas: *sigh* '''*Midzyas goes through the portal and takes Grisan with him. Scorpion nervously follows behind last, whom is followed by Jerry. But before the portal could close completely, a shadowy figure enters it.*'''

Part Two.
*Midzyas, Scorpion, Grisan, and the Red Knight arrive in the Skyblock Hub.* Scorpion: "WOW!!! This place is amazing!! This is nothing like the Searing Deserts or Hallownest!" Midzyas: I know. This, however, is only the beginning of our journey. As you can see, the hub is filled with a plethora of opportunities, including the Forest, the Graveyard, the Coal Mines, the Farm, the Dungeons, and the Wilderness, where one can fish. Red: What's fishing? Midzyas: Well. You attach a string to a stick, throw the string into the water, wait for a fish to find the line, then yank it and boom, you have a fish. '''*Scorpion is easily wowed by this. He has a very joyed expression, because his eye holes were lifted up.*''' Scorpion: "WOW! I wanna try fishing!!" Jerry: Jerry... *Jerry goes back through the portal.* Midzyas: Don't worry about him, his purpose is to stand on the island and be mostly pointless. Scorpion: "Aw... Goodbye then. So what do we do from here?" Midzyas: We should probably split up. Scorpion, you deal with foraging and chopping. Grisan, you're doing the mining. Red, you have farming duty. I'll take care of combat and hunting for meat. Scorpion: "Alright then. I'll chop down more of these 'trees.' Perhaps even start a farm of them." Grisan: Breaking rocks? Sounds good. Red: I can't believe I have the most boring job. Midzyas: At least I get to stab something. You guys ready? *Scorpion, Grisan, and Red all nod to Midzyas.* Midzyas: Alright, let's split. Meet up again in a few days at our island. The timing of this land is weird, so a few days can be a lot shorter than one would think.

Scorpion - Part One
'''*Scorpion runs off into the nearby forest before noticing a jump pad to the Skyblock Park, noticing it being filled to the brim with different tree biomes. He tries to enter, but a magical force prevents him from hitting the jump pad.*''' Mysterious Force: Come back when you are at Foraging level 1! *Scorpion raises up his stone axe in retaliation.* Scorpion: Explain this 'Foraging Level 1' strange entity!! Mysterious Force: You must go and chop down the oak trees from the nearby area. Do it enough so and you will become Foraging Level 1. Scorpion: I see. *He looks over to spot an area covered with tall oak trees.* Scorpion: So items like those, correct? Mysterious Force: You are a quick learner. Now go, and I will wait here. Scorpion: Alright. But before I go, what should I identify you as? Dreadoak: Call me Dreadoak, the Forest Guardian. * The force reveals itself as a gigantic old tree with a gateway at the bottom of it resembling the entryway to the jump pad. This gateway is covered in roots.* Scorpion: "Understood, Dreadoak. *Scorpion bows to the guardian and proceeds to chop down enough trees to level up to foraging level 1.* Dreadoak: You seem to have gathered enough foraging XP to become Foraging Level 1. Therefore you may enter. Dreadoak: And one more thing before you leave... Scorpion: Hmm? Dreadoak: As you level up your foraging, you will be rewarded with coins, the main currency of this land, a permanent increase to your strength, allowing you to deal more damage, and a permanent increase to your foraging fortune, which will increase the chance of you dropping an extra log. As a reward for leveling up for the first time, take 25 coins, 1 strength, and 4 foraging fortune. *The roots covering the gateway are removed and the entryway opens. Scorpion gives Dreadoak the rest of the food he had foraged. Scorpion enters the realm of large forests and trees. He begins exploring the Skyblock Forests to see which trees would seem most viable.* Scorpion: Wow! These tree things all look so different! Birch, Spruce, Dark Oak, Acacia, Jungle... but which one will be the most advantageous for us?" *He begins exploring the place and takes a look at the birch trees due to them being the only trees he can access.* Scorpion: Bright color, easily flammable. I mean, all of the wood is easily flammable, so I don't know why I'm complaining. I'll see what else there is. *Scorpion tries to use the jump pad to reach the spruce wood, but is blocked off by Dreadoak.* Dreadoak: Use the jump pad again when you're Foraging level 2. Scorpion: I don't exactly want to use the birch wood, however... Dreadoak: You can sell the wood later for some more coins. The coins will greatly benefit you. Scorpion: If you say so, I suppose. *Scorpion chops down a multitude of birch trees, not even noticing he reached foraging level 3. He then notices his birch wood collection has increased and is confused.* Scorpion: Dreadoak, what is the 'birch wood collection?' Dreadoak: I see you've discovered collections. The more you collect of a specific resource, the higher your collection will become. As your collection increases, you will be able to craft better items that will benefit you. Scorpion: Interesting. Dreadoak: Also, you went wayyyyyyyy past foraging level 2. You're at level 3 now. Take your rewards. Scorpion: Oh. I forgot I was trying to level up foraging. Dreadoak: I will unblock the next two jump pads for you. You can unlock the next jump pad at level 4. Scorpion: Alright. '''*Scorpion takes a look at the Spruce trees. He seems to be intrigued by them.*''' Scorpion: Quite a nice color. I think that Midzyas would like this. *Scorpion grabs a couple of stacks of spruce logs before investigating the dark oak logs.* Scorpion: Hm. Quite a nice accent color. And if it doesn't fit, maybe it's profitable! Dreadoak: Scorpion. Scorpion: Hm? Dreadoak: YOU ARE LITERALLY FORAGING LEVEL 8 ALREADY CALM THE HELL DOWN- Scorpion: Just tell me when I unlock the next jump pad. Dreadoak: Uh, never... you've already unlocked everything there is to foraging. However, I suggest you continue to collect wood so you can sell it globally and level up your collections. I strongly suggest collecting jungle wood more than anything, as you will unlock a powerful axe that can take out multiple logs in one hit once you level up your jungle wood collection to level 7. You can also craft wood minions now, which will gather wood for you, even when you are not on your island. Scorpion: That sounds really useful, actually! Dreadoak: That is all I have to teach you. Good luck, Scorpion. '''*Dreadoak seems to completely vanish. Scorpion takes a look at his co-op log and sees a variety of collections levelling up- from diamonds, to string, to melons.*''' Scorpion: These guys have certainly been busy... guess I better return to the island. *Scorpion returns to the island.*

Grisan - Part One
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