User blog:Cobhopper/Cobhopper Diary Entry No.1

Dear Diary,

Actually, this is not a diary. So go away, Diary!

Im gonna have to change the name of this soon.

Anyways, I am Cobhopper.

I eat grass. And spaghetti. And countless other things.

I have a family. My dad is a Banopper, and my mom is a Cobhopper.

My sister is a Cobhopper, and my brother is a Banopper.

We also have another child coming, so to be continued.

I mean this is it for now.

I need to remember to change the name of this...