Hollow Knight Fanon - Skyblock Edition

''' The following page is owned by Arcticseal156. Please contact them about any edits.   THIS PAGE IS COMEDIC! Some or all of the content is meant to be funny.   PLEASE CONTACT ARCTICSEAL156 IF YOU WANT YOUR CHARACTER ADDED. ''' Ah yes, Hypixel Skyblock. One of the greatest Minecraft experiences ever made while at the same time being frustrating. And now, I, Arcticseal156, has made an entire damn fanfiction about what would happen if Hollow Knight Fanon Characters played Skyblock. I guarantee this will be hell. Seraphina067 - "I kinda wish this would be MC Eternal's Skyblock instead. That would make it a lot more interesting.... Don't judge me. I watch a bit of ChosenArchitect."

The Characters.
THIS LIST WILL BE UPDATED
 * Midzyas - Arcticseal156
 * Scorpion - SeraphinaKurusu067
 * Gromb the Warrior - Hollowknightfancusimbadatusernames
 * The Red Knight - ArchAngel217

The Prologue, I guess.
*Midzyas, Scorpion, Gromb, and the Red Knight all spawn on a floating island in the middle of nowhere, how inconvenient.* Gromb: GODDAMNIT RED, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU TAKE US THIS TIME? Red: SHUT UP, GROMB! '''*Noticeably angry at Gromb, Red punches him off the island, sending him falling into the void below. Shortly after, he respawns on the island.*''' Gromb: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR RED? Red: WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THIS ON ME? Gromb: OH YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW- '''*Gromb and Red keep fighting and repeatedly knocking each other off the island. Meanwhile, Midzyas and Scorpion stare awkwardly.*''' Midzyas: What the hell are they even on about...? Scorpion: "That's what I'm wondering. Anyways, where even are we?" Midzyas: I've played something like this before... it's Skyblock. Scorpion: "What the hell is a 'Skyblock'?" Midzyas: I'm not going into detail about that right now. Regardless, first thing to do is chop that damn tree down. Scorpion: "But... That raises another question. How do we even-" '''*Scorpion accidentally knocks over the tree, stopping it shortly before it falls off the island. His barb keeps him and the tree from leaning over the edge completely.*''' Midzyas: Like that. Now, we take saplings off of the tree and use it to grow more trees. Scorpion: "Wow.... The flora in this realm... sure is strange. So what will this wood do to help us." Midzyas: Simple, watch close- Gromb: MIDZYAS PLEASE HELP RED IS BULLYING ME- Midzyas: In the name of the Pale King, WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF? Red: Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Midzyas: That's better. Now, as I was saying, watch me. *Midyzas does some tinkering with the logs, turning them into planks, which he shortly after turned into a crafting table.* Scorpion: "How amazing!! But.... how can this one block here solve all our problems?" Gromb: Scorpion, I don't think questioning the laws of this universe is the best idea. *Midzyas shortly after makes four pickaxes- one for everyone in the group.* Gromb: So what's the point of these? Midzyas: Just mine the stone. Red: If you say so, I guess. *Red mines some of the stone on the island and gives it to Midzyas.* Midzyas: Now we have to bridge to the other island. Scorpion: *sees the island* "Hmm... It'll be quite the challenge. I'll go first!" Midzyas: Knock yourself out. Take the stone and go ahead. *Scorpion places about 5 blocks of cobblestone before immediately falling off the island and respawning.* Scorpion: "Oh man! I guess my tail let me down." *wags it around* Red: Good job at failing. Now watch as I do it better. '''*Red places only 2 blocks before falling. Wow. Scorpion laughs in the background.*''' Red: ... Midzyas: Fine. Since you two are incapable, I'll bridge the rest of the way. *Midzyas places the last 5 blocks to get to the other island without falling.* Scorpion, pointing to Jerry: "Guys! I found something!! And what are you?" Jerry: Jerry. Scorpion: "Huh? So your name is Jerry right?" Jerry: Jerry? Scorpion, utterly confused: "Hmm... He seems to have been taken aback from something I said." Jerry: Jerry...? Scorpion: "Is Jerry the only thing you know how to say?" Jerry: Jerry! Scorpion, still confused: "I'll take that as a yes..." Gromb: What does this portal do? Midzyas: I'd figure it takes you to the main hub. Gromb: There's a main hub? Isn't this the main hub? Scorpion: "Excuse me. But what even is a main hub?" Midzyas: That's where you would be wrong, Gromb. The hub is a place where anything can happen, from creation of something beautiful, to money making, and to the whole thing exploding, interestingly. Gromb: WHAT- Red: Screw this, I'm going through! *Red blindly dashes into the portal.* Midzyas: *sigh* '''*Midzyas goes through the portal and takes Gromb with him. Scorpion nervously follows behind last, whom is followed by Jerry. But before the portal could close completely, a shadowy figure enters it.*'''

Part Two.
*Midzyas, Scorpion, Gromb, and the Red Knight arrive in the Skyblock Hub.* Scorpion: "WOW!!! This place is amazing!! This is nothing like the Searing Deserts or Hallownest!" Midzyas: I know. This, however, is only the beginning of our journey. As you can see, the hub is filled with a plethora of opportunities, including the Forest, the Graveyard, the Coal Mines, the Farm, and the Wilderness, where one can fish. Red: What's fishing? Midzyas: Well. You attach a string to a stick, throw the string into the water, wait for a fish to find the line, then yank it and boom, you have a fish. Jerry: Jerry... *Jerry goes back through the portal.* Midzyas: Don't worry about him, his purpose is to stand on the island and be mostly pointless. Scorpion: So what now? Midzyas: We should probably split up. Scorpion, you deal with foraging. Gromb, you're doing the mining. Red, you have farming duty. I'll take care of combat. Scorpion: Alright, I'll chop down more of these 'trees.' Gromb: Breaking rocks? Sounds good. Red: I can't believe I have the most boring job. Midzyas: At least I get to stab something. You guys ready? *Scorpion, Gromb, and Red all nod to Midzyas.* Midzyas: Alright, let's split. Meet up again in a few days at our island. The timing of this land is weird, so a few days can be a lot shorter than one would think.