Hollow Knight Fanon - Skyblock Edition

''' The following page is owned by Arcticseal156. Please contact them about any edits.   THIS PAGE IS COMEDIC! Some or all of the content is meant to be funny.   PLEASE CONTACT ARCTICSEAL156 IF YOU WANT YOUR CHARACTER ADDED. ''' Ah yes, Hypixel Skyblock. One of the greatest Minecraft experiences ever made while at the same time being frustrating. And now, I, Arcticseal156, has made an entire damn fanfiction about what would happen if Hollow Knight Fanon Characters played Skyblock. I guarantee this will be hell. Seraphina067 - "I kinda wish this would be MC Eternal's Skyblock instead. That would make it a lot more interesting.... Don't judge me. I watch a bit of ChosenArchitect."

The Characters.
THIS LIST WILL BE UPDATED
 * Midzyas - Arcticseal156
 * Scorpion - SeraphinaKurusu067
 * Gromb the Warrior - Hollowknightfancusimbadatusernames
 * The Red Knight - ArchAngel217

The Familiars
These creatures will be collected, earned or found by our heroes, and will gradually increase. THE LIST WILL BE UPDATED

The Prologue, I guess.
*Midzyas, Scorpion, Gromb, and the Red Knight all spawn on a floating island in the middle of nowhere, how inconvenient.* Gromb: GODDAMNIT RED, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU TAKE US THIS TIME? Red: SHUT UP, GROMB! '''*Noticeably angry at Gromb, Red punches him off the island, sending him falling into the void below. Shortly after, he respawns on the island.*''' Gromb: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR RED? Red: WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THIS ON ME? Gromb: OH YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW- '''*Gromb and Red keep fighting and repeatedly knocking each other off the island. Meanwhile, Midzyas and Scorpion stare awkwardly.*''' Midzyas: What the hell are they even on about...? Scorpion: "That's what I'm wondering. Anyways, where even are we?" Midzyas: I've played something like this before... it's Skyblock. Scorpion: "What the hell is a 'Skyblock'?" Midzyas: I'm not going into detail about that right now. Regardless, first thing to do is chop that damn tree down. Scorpion: "But... That raises another question. How do we even-" '''*Scorpion accidentally knocks over the tree, stopping it shortly before it falls off the island. His barb keeps him and the tree from leaning over the edge completely.*''' Midzyas: Like that. Now, we take saplings off of the tree and use it to grow more trees. Scorpion: "Wow.... The flora in this realm... sure is strange. So what will this wood do to help us." Midzyas: Simple, watch close- Gromb: MIDZYAS PLEASE HELP RED IS BULLYING ME- Midzyas: In the name of the Pale King, WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF? Red: Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Midzyas: That's better. Now, as I was saying, watch me. *Midyzas does some tinkering with the logs, turning them into planks, which he shortly after turned into a crafting table.* Scorpion: "How amazing!! But.... how can this one block here solve all our problems?" Gromb: Scorpion, I don't think questioning the laws of this universe is the best idea. *Midzyas shortly after makes four pickaxes- one for everyone in the group.* Gromb: So what's the point of these? Midzyas: Just mine the stone. Red: If you say so, I guess. *Red mines some of the stone on the island and gives it to Midzyas.* Midzyas: Now we have to bridge to the other island. Scorpion: *sees the island* "Hmm... It'll be quite the challenge. I'll go first!" Midzyas: Knock yourself out. Take the stone and go ahead. *Scorpion places about 5 blocks of cobblestone before immediately falling off the island and respawning.* Scorpion: "Oh man! I guess my tail let me down." *wags it around* Red: Good job at failing. Now watch as I do it better. '''*Red places only 2 blocks before falling. Wow. Scorpion laughs in the background.*''' Red: ... Midzyas: Fine. Since you two are incapable, I'll bridge the rest of the way. '''*Midzyas places the last 5 blocks to get to the other island without falling. Once they reach the island, they are in front of a large portal, which is guarded by what seems to be a small, ugly monster.*''' Scorpion, pointing to Jerry: "Guys! I found something!! And what are you?" Jerry: Jerry. Scorpion: "Huh? So your name is Jerry right?" Jerry: Jerry? Scorpion, utterly confused: "Hmm... He seems to have been taken aback from something I said." Jerry: Jerry...? Scorpion: "Is Jerry the only thing you know how to say?" Jerry: Jerry! Scorpion, still confused: "I'll take that as a yes..." Gromb: What does this portal do? Midzyas: I'd figure it takes you to the main hub. Gromb: There's a main hub? Isn't this the main hub? Scorpion: "Excuse me. But what even is a main hub?" Midzyas: That's where you would be wrong, Gromb. The hub is a place where anything can happen, from creation of something beautiful, to money making, and to the whole thing exploding, interestingly. Gromb: WHAT- Red: Screw this, I'm going through! *Red blindly dashes into the portal.* Midzyas: *sigh* '''*Midzyas goes through the portal and takes Gromb with him. Scorpion nervously follows behind last, whom is followed by Jerry. But before the portal could close completely, a shadowy figure enters it.*'''

Part Two.
*Midzyas, Scorpion, Gromb, and the Red Knight arrive in the Skyblock Hub.* Scorpion: "WOW!!! This place is amazing!! This is nothing like the Searing Deserts or Hallownest!" Midzyas: I know. This, however, is only the beginning of our journey. As you can see, the hub is filled with a plethora of opportunities, including the Forest, the Graveyard, the Coal Mines, the Farm, the Dungeons, and the Wilderness, where one can fish. Red: What's fishing? Midzyas: Well. You attach a string to a stick, throw the string into the water, wait for a fish to find the line, then yank it and boom, you have a fish.

'''*Scorpion is easily wowed by this. He has a very joyed expression, because his eye holes were lifted up.*'''

Scorpion: "WOW! I wanna try fishing!!" Jerry: Jerry... *Jerry goes back through the portal.* Midzyas: Don't worry about him, his purpose is to stand on the island and be mostly pointless. Scorpion: "Aw... Goodbye then. So what do we do from here?" Midzyas: We should probably split up. Scorpion, you deal with foraging and chopping. Gromb, you're doing the mining. Red, you have farming duty. I'll take care of combat and hunting for meat. Scorpion: "Alright then. I'll chop down more of these 'trees.' Perhaps even start a farm of them." Gromb: Breaking rocks? Sounds good. Red: I can't believe I have the most boring job. Midzyas: At least I get to stab something. You guys ready? *Scorpion, Gromb, and Red all nod to Midzyas.* Midzyas: Alright, let's split. Meet up again in a few days at our island. The timing of this land is weird, so a few days can be a lot shorter than one would think.

Scorpion - Part One
'''*Scorpion runs off into the nearby forest before noticing a jump pad to the Skyblock Park, noticing it being filled to the brim with different tree biomes. He tries to enter, but a magical force prevents him from hitting the jump pad.*'''

Mysterious Force: Come back when you are at Foraging level 1!

*Scorpion raises up his stone axe in retaliation.*

Scorpion: "Explain this 'Foraging Level 1' strange entity!!"

Mysterious Force: "You must go around and collect enough items from the area around you. Do it enough so and you will become Foraging Level 1."

Scorpion: "I see."

*He looks over to spot an area filled with Sweet Berry bushes and other farm items in the ground.*

Scorpion: "So items like those, correct?"

Mysterious Force: "You are a quick learner. Now go, and I will wait here."

Scorpion: "Alright. But before I go, what should I identify you as?"

Dreadoak: "Call me Dreadoak, the Forest Guardian."

* The force reveals itself as a gigantic old tree with a gateway at the bottom of it resembling the entryway to the jump pad. This gateway is covered in roots.*

Scorpion: "Understood, Dreadoak."

* Scorpion bows to the guardian and proceeds to foraging enough Sweet Berries, Carrots, Potatoes, and even some wheat to become level 1. He returns to the Guardian feeling more revitalized than ever. Dreadoak glares at him for a moment.*

Dreadoak: "You seem to have grabbed enough to become a Level 1. Therefore you may enter. But before you do, you must offer a tribute to me so I may give you proper entry."

''' * Scorpion takes out a lot of the Carrots, Potatoes, Wheat and even the sapling given to him from the Starter tree. Dreadoak's old hollowed eyes widen from looking at the Reddened Sapling.*'''

Dreadoak: "No way. This is a Crimson Sapling. How did you get this?"

Scorpion: "Well um... I found this at the island me and my friends appeared in. What's wrong with it?"

Dreadoak: "This Sapling's species was wiped out, and it is almost impossible to get this from a normal tree. Plant this sapling, and once it fully grows, it will grant you something magical. You may enter the Forest. Careful of the beasts that lurk there."

Scorpion: "Thank you for the kind words Dreadoak."

Dreadoak: "And one more thing before you leave..."

Scorpion: "Hmm?"

Dreadoak: "Once you reach Foraging Level 20, you will receive a special Familiar that will aid you on your journey. Once you receive it, treat it with great care. If taken care of right, these Familiars will be both loyal companions and beneficial allies."

''' * The roots covering the gateway are removed and the entryway opens. Scorpion keeps the Sapling and gives Dreadoak the rest of the food he had foraged. Scorpion enters the realm of large forests and trees. He begins exploring the Skyblock Forests to see which trees would seem most viable.*'''

Scorpion: "Wow! These tree things all look so different! Darkland, Spruce, Acacia, Maple... and even Red Cedar. All of these names are amazing. But which tree wood will the rest like best?"

'''*He begins exploring the place, while slaying a few small plant and goblin monsters along the way. He looks at the Birch trees and are immediately disgusted by them.*'''

Scorpion: "Weak defense stats. Easily Flammable. No thank you."

'''*He goes into a Jungle area and finds many watermelons scattered around, which he destroys with his axe. He then looks at some growing cocoa beans on a large Jungle tree.*'''

Scorpion: "Interesting. It seems these beans grow only on this wood. I'll take some logs for later."

'''*He chops down one large tree as all the wood and beans from it all fall down in one fell break. He gets a stack of Jungle Logs, some vines, 3 Jungle Saplings, and a few Cocoa Beans. He then continues on his journey into a large Conifer forest. He later finds out that the Conifer is the most useful because of it's beauty and durability stats similar to Cobblestone.*'''

Scorpion: "Alrighty then.Time to chop till' I drop!"

'''*It takes him two days to chop until his axe breaks. He had collected 4 stacks of logs, several Conifer Saplings, and even some Pinecones for easy XP and cooking supplies. He looks at the Crimson Sapling that Dreadoak was talking about.*'''

Scorpion: "Now what is so special about this Sapling? And why does it seem so... familiar? I should be heading back, but first...."

*He looks down at the dirt he is standing on and proceeds to collect a lot of it so they can expand their own island further.*

Scorpion: "Now I can go back to the base. I wonder how the others are doing."

*He hurries back to the location of the gateway.*